How did that go?โ he asked. โYour first lengthy conversation with a girl your own age?โ โFabulous,โ said Artemis, voice dripping with sarcasm. โWeโre planning a June wedding.
Eoin ColferYou guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy is so not here. And I mean that literally and spiritually.
Eoin ColferWho or what inspires you?" "I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
Eoin ColferI have to tell you, Arty, a screw up this early in the proceedings doesn't exactly fill me with confidence. I hope you're as clever as you keep telling everyone you are." "I never tell anybody exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
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