Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.
Eoin ColferThe humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.
Eoin ColferIf Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
Eoin ColferArtemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre." Myles: "In Paris." Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?" Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?" Myles: "I agree with simple-toon." Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'" Beckett: "Itchy what?
Eoin Colfer"That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy." Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us... all those things." But buried alive?! That's like in that horror movie. Y'know the one with all the horror." "I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?" "Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me."
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