Grab some caviar from the kitchen. You wouldn't believe the muck they feed us in Bartleby's for ten thousand a term.

The humans were protecting their heritage, or so they thought. Strange that Mud Men seem more concerned about the past than the present.

People are afraid of you, Arty. Girls are terrified of you. You’re a fifteen-year-old in a bespoke suit, and nobody died.

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

I am older and have more control over my empathy,' said Qwan. 'That's why I didn't throw up.' And having said that, he threw up.

Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.

The two of them went down in a heap, with not even a turkey to break their fall.