Bill Cosby spoke out against The Simpsons and there was this kind of evangelical, right-wing sect that was against The Simpsons. Fox was a new network at the time, though, so they were going to take risks.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.

I don't think comedians take advantage of the fact that television and film are visual mediums.

I think we give human beings too much credit. We're primates, you know.

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

I will smoke crack before I die. I want to see what all the hubbub is about.