I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

The president is the country's scapegoat more than the country's leader; the president has as much power as we think the president has. Whoever has the most money is the puppet master.

Do you think we're going to hit a tipping point and the world's going to end?

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.