I have done some formal acting training, because I sucked at acting when I first got to Los Angeles. I'm still one of the worst actors and auditions out there.

[The people that worked on The Simpsons] just had good taste. They knew how to execute absurd jokes.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

How many n-bombs are dropped? It depends on what I post.

Comedy is often about pain.

There's two sides to the coin. I think I'm much happier that [Barack] Obama won over John McCain or Mitt Romney, because I think Obama did something culturally for the country.

If the crowd is full of assholes, it's no fun. If the crowd is cool, it's great.