I feel like we put all the weight on the president, rather than distributing the weight to all of the elected officials.

I'm an Aries. I need everybody to like me.

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

Wonder Showzen is one of my favorite shows of all time. When I first saw it, I thought it was so funny and new and original and edgy and insane and subversive. I didn't know comedy could do that.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.