I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I'm an elderly Jewish lesbian trapped in a 33 year old nerd's body.

Let's hit the joke once and move on to the next joke and just keep it where we have as many jokes per square inch as possible.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

I'm not a very good actor, so I break character all the time.

I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I'm a lurker and a creep. Women don't like me because I sleep standing up, like a horse.