I can't tell if the world is worse now or if we just have more cameras. There are cameras everywhere, so now the world knows how bad the world is.

I'm insecure, and I need the validation of strangers to feel whole. So, I need every single racist 12-year-old on the Internet to like me, or I don't feel complete.

When I'm watching South Park I don't think it's written by neo-Nazis. They know exactly what they're doing.

I care a lot; I'm very sensitive.

Comedy is often about pain.

You see a lot of sketch variety shows where each segment is one joke that they repeat over and over and over again, and the sketches are always three or four minutes too long.

I think that we put too much weight on who the president is.