I'm not really a celebrity; I'm just vestigially left over from doing stuff from before.

When, in 1966, I progressed to The Frost Report, I was paid ten guineas a minute. I was guaranteed three minutes a week, so this was good money.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

I'm not really a celebrity; I'm just vestigially left over from doing stuff from before.