I'm not really a celebrity; I'm just vestigially left over from doing stuff from before.

Monty Python only became valuable when it was sold to Public Broadcasting Service (PBS) in America. They didn't pay much either, but the series has been shown repeatedly, which led to lucrative tapes, CDs and DVDs.

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

Reading Alan Zweibel makes me laugh out loud. And yet it is not a particularly funny name.

I've always found bad films more enjoyable than good ones.

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist