I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

I hate movies. They're so boring. So tedious.

I never think in terms of target audience. I try to write what makes me laugh, so I'm the target audience. I guess I just hope there's another person in America like me.

I like doing live things and plays. You can perfect the laugh or extend the laugh, you can get them on a roll. Versus improv, which I hate. Put it all together. They're more vignettes. Improv makes me slightly anxious because I feel for them.

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

I didn't want to be big Mr. Ego walking around.

I pay taxes in three countries, but can't vote in any of them.