I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

Americans like to think 'Python' is how English people really are. There is an element of truth to that.

Know what I mean? Eh, eh, Nudge nudge, Say no more?

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.

I will jump on anybody's private plane at the drop of a hat. I'm an old-fashioned lower-middle-class boy.

Elvis saved my life when I was 13 or 14. He saved all our lives.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.