Monty Python paid me £20,000 to write, direct and assemble them - the cheapskates! I told them I'd never earned less in a year since leaving Cambridge. The first show sold out in 43 seconds and we ended up performing ten in total. We had no idea there would be such demand.
Eric IdleExecutives do not on the whole do well with comedy. They can't understand it, they can't read it, they can't spot it.
Eric Idle