Talent is always more interesting - ambition is not interesting. If you have talent, you have to find ways of expressing it, but you may not be a success in the world's terms.

You get interviewed when you're out promoting something.

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

I listen to the audience and try and bounce with them. All audiences are different. But they are all homo sapiens.

Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is Perth Pink. This is a bottle with a message in, and the message is "beware". This is not a wine for drinking; this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

I interviewed Matt [Stone] and Trey [Parker], actually, and I got to ask them questions. I love them deeply because they appeared dressed as J-Lo and someone else [who had worn the same scandalous dresses the year before at the Oscars]. They confessed they were on acid.

Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist