I used to have a house in London, but couldn't face 20 more years of St John's Wood in the rain.
The dreadful thing about getting older is you cry at the drop of a hat.
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.
I try to not to be a celebrity as much as possible.
If the studios paid the artists, how would they ever be able to afford the executives?
I never pay any attention to figures.