You could write a joke in the pub at lunchtime and watch it performed on television that evening.

I think comedy's often the little and the large, isn't it?

I'm not careful with my money at all these days. I buy people a lot of dinners!

I liked doing live things, and with the Circus we had a live audience.

Bear in mind the simple rule, X squared to the power of two minus five over the seven point eight three times nineteen is approximately equal to the cube root of MCC squared divided by X minus a quarter of a third percent. Keep that in mind, and you can't go very far wrong.

Executives do not on the whole do well with comedy. They can't understand it, they can't read it, they can't spot it.

I don't necessarily know much about comedy, I don't spend a lot of time watching it. Mainly because all my life for about 50 years I've had comedy.