The major cause of problems are solutions

No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.

Christmas is a necessity. There has to be at least one day of the year to remind us that we're here for something else besides ourselves.

Consultant: an ordinary guy more than 50 miles from home.

The difference between the men and the boys in politics is, and always has been , that the boys want to be something, while the men want to do something.

There are only two kinds of people in the world, suckers and people that can be had. Everyone can be had, but a sucker will always bet you $50 that he can't be had. Maybe magicians are around to remind us we can all be had, so we don't become suckers.

It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can help others. It is only people with a sense of personal responsibility who can be helped in a lasting way.