My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.
Why does life need evidence of life?
Writing is one of the few professions left where you take all the responsibility for what you do. It's really dangerous and ultimately destroys you as a writer if you start thinking about responses to your work or what your audience needs.
I've become more conservative about sex as I've gotten older.
When you start having lunch and actually eating, it's already over.