The clans began to bombard the outer force field with rockets, missiles, nukes, and harsh language.

I never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.

I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

I was one of the boys who made passes at girls who wore glasses. Any girl who was smarter than me - that was a huge turn-on.

You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.