Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.
Ernest ClineYou're probably wondering what's going to happen to you. That's easy. The same thing is going to happen to you that has happened to every other human being who has ever lived. You're going to die. We all die. That's just how it is.
Ernest ClineCops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.
Ernest ClineI never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.
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