Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have the actual arcade version sitting in my office.

I've retroactively made all that wasted time rotting my brain into research. It makes me a hypocrite when I try to tell my own daughter, "I don't know, I think we've played a little too much Mario."

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

I created the OASIS because I never felt at home in the real world. I didn't know how to connect with the people there.

It is on!" Aech shouted into his comlink. "it is on like Red Dawn!

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.