For one quarter, Black Tiger lets me escape from my rotten existence for three glorious hours. Pretty good deal.

Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?

I'm incredibly nostalgic for the '80s, because I think that's when Geek Culture really kicked in to high gear.

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

I was just starting out, trying to become a screenwriter, and I became the Austin slam champion three times. For a nerdy, kind of a socially awkward guy, that did wonders for my self esteem.

I was one of the boys who made passes at girls who wore glasses. Any girl who was smarter than me - that was a huge turn-on.

I've never really collected anything other than old Atari cartridges. I only had, like, 12 Atari games as a kid, so at some point in my 20s I decided I was going to own all of them.