Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!

I think it's a bit silly to brand the Internet as the 'downfall of youth.'

Whenever I saw the sun, I reminded myself that I was looking at a star. One of over a hundred billion in our galaxy. A galaxy that was just one of billions of other galaxies in the observable universe. This helped me keep things in perspective.

You were born at a pretty crappy time in history. And it looks like things are only gonna get worse from here on out.

My characters are all kind of geek archetypes of people I've encountered at gaming and comic book conventions.

Very well! he said. You shall prove your worth by facing me in a joust! I'd never heard of an undead lich king challenging someone to a joust. Especially not in a subterranean burial chamber. All right, I said uncertainly. But won't we be needing horses for that? Not horses, he replied, stepping away from his throne. Birds.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.