One person can keep a secret, but not two.

I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.

Everybody has this fond association with the car from Back to the Future, but most people have never seen one. I've seen people drive off the berm trying to take pictures. It ends up being dangerous.

I was obsessed. I wouldn't quit. My grades suffered. I didn't care.

I've wanted to own a DeLorean since I was 10 years old, but it always seemed like a silly daydream. Like owning the "A-Team" van or something.

Video games paid for my house. What am I saying? Go ahead and keep playing!