I'm incredibly nostalgic for the '80s, because I think that's when Geek Culture really kicked in to high gear.

Everybody has this fond association with the car from Back to the Future, but most people have never seen one. I've seen people drive off the berm trying to take pictures. It ends up being dangerous.

I have to avoid things like 'World of Warcraft' or 'Minecraft', otherwise I'd never get any work done.

You’re evil, you know that?” I said. She grinned and shook her head. “Chaotic Neutral, sugar.

Continue your quest by taking the test. Yes, but what test? What test was I supposed to take? The Kobayashi Maru? The Pepsi Challenge? Could the clue have been any more vague?

Virtual sex, no matter how realistic, was really nothing but glorified, computer-assisted masturbation.

Going outside is highly overrated.