Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.

It's so much better to hand over a finished book than having all these people waiting.

Going outside is highly overrated.

I burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.

Cops pull me over just to get a better look. They never give me a ticket, even if I'm speeding, but they will ask to take pictures.

Being human totally sucks most of the time. Videogames are the only thing that make life bearable.

Very well! he said. You shall prove your worth by facing me in a joust! I'd never heard of an undead lich king challenging someone to a joust. Especially not in a subterranean burial chamber. All right, I said uncertainly. But won't we be needing horses for that? Not horses, he replied, stepping away from his throne. Birds.