I wanted to be able to write in the voice that I talk to my friends and assume that everybody would know what I was talking about.
Ernest ClineI never ran out of ammo, because each time I fired a round, a new round was teleported into the bottom of the clip. My bullet bill this month was going to be huge.
Ernest ClineI burned through all of my extra lives in a matter of minutes, and my two least-favorite words appeared on the screen: GAME OVER.
Ernest Cline