Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Until you're grown-up they send you to reform school. After you're grown-up they send you to the penitentiary.

Never sit a table when you can stand at the bar.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

When you have a child, the world has a hostage.

If every one said orders were impossible to carry out when they were received where would you be? Where would we all be if you just said, "Impossible," when orders came?

Fascism is a lie told by bullies.