If he wrote it, he could get rid of it. He had gotten rid of many things by writing them.

They were beaten to start with. They were beaten when they took them from their farms and put them in the army. That is why the peasant has wisdom, because he is defeated from the start. Put him in power and see how wise he is.

Love is something that hangs up behind the bathroom door and smells of Lysol.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.

The only kind of writing is rewriting.

I wanted to try this new drink: That's all we do, isn't it - look at things and try new drinks?

Rush, that most exciting perversion of life, the necessity of accomplishing something in less time than should be truly allowed for its doing.