Wearing down seven number two pencils is a good day's work.

If you stop complaining and asking for what you never will get, you will have a good life. A good life is not measured by any biblical span.

And you treat me wonderfully and keep all your promises.

Modern life ... is often a mechanical oppression and liquor is the only mechanical relief.

A man does not exist until he is drunk.

Creation's probably overrated. After all, God made the world in only six days and rested on the seventh.

You don't have to destroy me. Do you?