You ought to be ironical the minute you get out of bed. You ought to wake up with your mouth full of pity.

I know the night is not the same as the day: that all things are different, that the things of the night cannot be explained in the day, because they do not then exist, and the night can be a dreadful time for lonely people once their loneliness has started.

Fortunately I have never learned to take the good advice I give myself nor the counsel of my fears.

I was blown up while we were eating cheese.

Listen now. When people talk listen completely. Don't be thinking what you're going to say. Most people never listen. Nor do they observe.

I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

Just as, with the radio, there are certain things that you become fond of,and you welcome them and resent the new things