There is no rule on how to write. Sometimes it comes easily and perfectly; sometimes it's like drilling rock and then blasting it out with charges.

Religion is the opium of the poor.

There's no one thing that's true. It's all true.

The only kind of writing is rewriting.

Live it up so you can write it down.

My father was a deeply sentimental man. And like all sentimental men, he was also very cruel.

Home is where the heart is, home is where the fart is. Come let us fart in the home. There is no art in a fart. Still a fart may not be artless. Let us fart and artless fart in the home.