To be successful in writing, use short sentences.
A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not.
I may not be as stong as I think, but I know many tricks and I have resolution.
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.
Some people show evil as a great racehorse shows breeding. They have the dignity of a hard chancre.
The smallest coffins are the heaviest.