A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

All of physics is either impossible or trivial. It is impossible until you understand it, and then it becomes trivial.

If your experiment needs statistics, you ought to have done a better experiment.

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

Gentlemen, we have run out of money. It is time to start thinking.

I have to keep going, as there are always people on my track. I have to publish my present work as rapidly as possible in order to keep in the race. The best sprinters in this road of investigation are Becquerel and the Curies.

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.