Once I had the attention, all I had to do was deliver.

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now

Once I had the attention, all I had to do was deliver.

I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.

I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'