The only things I read are gossip columns. If I read three pages of a book, I'm out like a light. When I pick up the book again, I've forgotten what I've read and have to start over again. By page three, even if I've just awakened from a nine -hour nap, I fall asleep again. So if anyone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.
Ethel MermanMom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.
Ethel MermanMy beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be
Ethel MermanAs far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand
Ethel Merman