Who's happy these days?
Broadway has been very good to me. But then, I've been very good to broadway.
I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice.
I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?
My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician