Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.

I wouldn't trust any man as far as you can throw a piano

Mom and Pop were proud of my popularity, but from their point of view, show business was no way to make a living.

When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest

Cole Porter wrote Anything Goes and four more hits for me

I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint

I remember Tallulah (Bankhead) telling of going into a public ladies' room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, 'I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?' The lady said no. So Tallulah said, 'Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?'