My father taught me to read music and play the piano-but not well, even though people have said that I'm a natural musician

In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me

Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret

I've made a wonderful living playing that theatrical character - the professional brassy dame

My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be

The only things I read are gossip columns. If I read three pages of a book, I'm out like a light. When I pick up the book again, I've forgotten what I've read and have to start over again. By page three, even if I've just awakened from a nine -hour nap, I fall asleep again. So if anyone gives me a book, it had better have lots of pictures.

I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.