I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.

As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand

I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?

I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.

When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest

I work as often as I want and yet I'm free as a bird

You'll never prove you're too good for a job by not doing your best.