If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency.

Never say anything in a national campaign that anyone might remember.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

If any of you are secret poets, the best way to break into print is to run for the presidency.

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.

There are two ways that you can gain territory from another group. One is by conquest. That's essentially the way we took California from Mexico and... Texas as well. But what's going on now may end up being a kind of recolonization of the Southwest, because the other way you can regain territory is by population infiltration and demographic dominance.... The United States will be faced with the problem that Canada has been faced with... and which our system is not prepared to accommodate.

The mortician interviewing the corpses