I never say what I mean, but I always manage to say something similar.
I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud.
Even when you are not playing you are holding me back.
Why do you always insist on playing while I'm trying to conduct?
The notes are right, but if I listened they would be wrong.
[conductor Eugene Ormandy introduces Warfield to the audience in an unintentionally humorous way:] With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.