'I don't believe you've changed at all, Charles.' 'No, I'm afraid not.' 'D'you want to change?' 'It's the only evidence of life.'
Evelyn WaughInstead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic.
Evelyn WaughThe tour bus was supposed to be here ten minutes ago. Would it be possible to give them a ring to check they've not forgotten us?
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