Never get mixed up in a Welsh wrangle. It doesn't end in blows like an Irish one, but goes on forever.

O God, make me good, but not yet.

I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.

Saints are simply men & women who have fulfilled their natural obligation which is to approach God.

Not everyone grows to be old, but everyone has been younger than he is now.

Money is only useful when you get rid of it. It is like the odd card in 'Old Maid'; the player who is finally left with it has lost.

I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby.