It doesn't matter what people call you unless they call you pigeon pie and eat you up.

MGM bores me when I see them, but I don't see them much. They have been a help in getting me introductions to morticians, who are the only people worth knowing.

The only thing that it is advisable to know in any language is the numerals; and even there, you can do a lot with the fingers.

My children weary me. I can only see them as defective adults: feckless, destructive, frivolous, sensual, humorless.

I am suing Lord Beaverbrook for libel and hope for some lovely tax-free money in damages. He has very conveniently told some lies about me.

His heart; some long word at the heart. He is dying of a long word.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.