The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.

To the wingless a more interesting phenomenon is their (W/E Egg) dissimilarity in every particular except shape and size.

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, for our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner forever shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Baseball is a game played by idiots for morons.

why shouldn't he? All life is just a progression toward and then a recession from one phrase-- 'I love you

Somewhere inside me there’ll always be the person I am to-night