This is New York, babe. Be ready to expect anything.

Yet the past has a will of its own, and you must learn to entertain it, because it will visit, invited or not.

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

For my money, there are no more fascinating, hard-working, vulnerable creatures on earth than writers. Every day, they lay their souls out there for public approval or rejection.

Living on hope is like being hungry all the time.

I'm making out with a dead girl in my dreams. I'm screwing women I have no business screwing. I'm pushing away the one person who actually gives a damn about me. It's like the Bermuda Triangle of heartache and I'm sinking fast.

Sometimes the best things in life are unexpected.