I'm making out with a dead girl in my dreams. I'm screwing women I have no business screwing. I'm pushing away the one person who actually gives a damn about me. It's like the Bermuda Triangle of heartache and I'm sinking fast.

Part of the business of being an artist is abetting talent. The best do that.

Not everything in church is truth ... And not all truth turns up in church.

I'm making out with a dead girl in my dreams. I'm screwing women I have no business screwing. I'm pushing away the one person who actually gives a damn about me. It's like the Bermuda Triangle of heartache and I'm sinking fast.

I always fantasized about having a girl stand on my bar like in that movie Coyote Ugly, but I never thought it would happen.

If you don't kill yourself right away when something terrible happens ... if you go on living, you become a different person.

Some people say that suicide is a sin, but I have never believed that. I say it's God's way of calling certain folks home early. It's much nicer than an awful accident, where the rest of us are left wondering if the person really wanted to go.