Remember, if people talk about you behind your back, it only means you are two steps ahead of them.

I wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with.

Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.

It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried her hardest. Of course, even though she was not religious, it was a comfort to know that the Bible backed her up in being a doormat.

Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.

You're just a bee charmer, Idgie Threadgoode. That's what you are, a bee charmer.