Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.

In her opinion, Alexander Graham Bell and Clarence Birdseye are the two greatest Americans that ever lived excluding Robert E. Lee. She believes we never lost the War Between the States, that General Lee thought General Grant was the butler and just naturally handed him his sword.

Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.

Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia.

I believe in God, but I don't think you have to go crazy to prove it.