No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.

Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

I think that people that are not sensitive, who seem to bang through life, do survive, but I don't think they get the really soaring feelings that people who are more artistically bent can get.

I just know there's an albino living in the colored quarters. I can feel it in my bones.

There Lives More Faith in Honest Doubt, Believe Me, Than Half the Creeds. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

In her opinion, Alexander Graham Bell and Clarence Birdseye are the two greatest Americans that ever lived excluding Robert E. Lee. She believes we never lost the War Between the States, that General Lee thought General Grant was the butler and just naturally handed him his sword.

One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.