Don't give up before the miracle happens.

I brought a picture with me that I had at home, of a girl in a swing with a castle and pretty blue bubbles in the background, to hang in my room, but that nurse here said the girl was naked from the waist up and not appropriate. You know, I've had that picture for fifty years and I never knew she was naked. If you ask me, I don't think the old men they've got here can see well enough to notice that she's bare-breasted. But, this is a Methodist home, so she's in the closet with my gallstones.

I wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with.

It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened

Being a successful person is not necessarily defined by what you have achieved, but by what you have overcome.

Are you a politician or does lying just run in your family?

I longed to be a writer, always wanted to be a writer.