One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.

No matter what you look like, there's somebody who's gonna think you're the handsomest man in the world.

There Lives More Faith in Honest Doubt, Believe Me, Than Half the Creeds. - Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Hazel always used to say There's not enough darkness in the entire universe to snuff out the light of just one little candle.

Marriage. Isn't it great? Each time you fall back in love with your [spouse] it gets better and better.

I longed to be a writer, always wanted to be a writer.

It's always the darkest just before the glorious dawn.