One gal drank a can of floor wax and topped it off with a cup of Clorox, trying to separate herself from the same world he was in.

Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick.

It’s funny, most people can be around someone and then gradually begin to love them and never know exactly when it happened

I have a lot of friends that are ex-Miss Alabamas and ex-Miss Georgias.

I longed to be a writer, always wanted to be a writer.

He had mourned each of those great trains as, one by one, they were pulled off the lines and left to rust in some yard, like old aristocrats, fading away; antique relics of times gone by.

In her opinion, Alexander Graham Bell and Clarence Birdseye are the two greatest Americans that ever lived excluding Robert E. Lee. She believes we never lost the War Between the States, that General Lee thought General Grant was the butler and just naturally handed him his sword.